(in a soothing British voice)
One such day whence the tepid heavens blew while the foliage glistened in crimson sun, mine own groom and offspring set off to harvest the plumpest of all grapes fit only for a king.
.....insert a VERY LOUD record scratch
"Dad will you play chess with me NOW?"
Adam: "Yes Pierson give me a minute"
Pierson: "I have been waiting to play my whole life!" in the most dramatic voice he can muster. "Can we pick some grapes?"
Adam: "I thought you wanted to play chess?"
Pierson: "I do!"
Adam: "OK let's pick some grapes and play chess while we eat them."
Pierson and Daddy continue to play a brilliant game of chess.